Gavepakke til raddisene på forumet

[Potemkin]

Bare for og glede noen venstreorienterte raddiser på forumet.

Bush jogging

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted (courtesy of the American Taxpayer, of course). The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George .W. says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheel chair w/a built in tv & stereo/headset!" Bush is a little perplexed (by everything, actually) by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my father finds out I saved you from drowning!!!"

[Hoffa]

Tja - hvis man er venstre-raddis hvis man synes GB er en dust og ler på hans bekostning - ja da er det jaggu håp for det meste av verden - USA også :-)

[Gone_Fishing]

Vits om Bush, er ikke det litt sånn smør på flesk?

[Potemkin]

Kanskje denne er bedre:

In the middle of a speech Fidel is interrupted by a man who cries out: "We want the oppression of the people to end." "Arrest that man," Castro orders. "No, you can't do that," the dissident protests, "because the Socialist Constitution guarantees the right of free speech." "Yes, you are very right," replies Fidel: "Arrest instead everyone who heard him."

Mens vi er i gang:

A foreign journalist conducted a "man in the street" interview in Cuba. He asked the only man who would speak to him how life was in Cuba before the Revolution. The man replied that everyone lived on the edge of a clift. "And after the Revolution?" the reporter queried. "Well, we took a big step forward."

Og en til:

A young boy Pepito asks his father, a government official, how society is organized under socialism. The father answers that it is organized just like their household: the father is the party; the mother is justice; the maid is the working class; Pepito himself is the people and his little brother is the future. The next day, the boy tells his father that he now understands what he meant: "Last night, daddy, the party was scr*w*ng the working class, while justice slept, the people was neglected, and the future was all covered in sh*t."

[Potemkin]

For de som ikke skjønner vitsene.

Наступил коммунизм.

- Алло, Манька, включай скорей свой цветной телевизор -

красную икру показывают.

[Hoffa]

Her har man en typisk høyreside velger - fint at de støtter opp om prinsessen vår

http://www.nettavisen.no/innenriks/article1262025.ece

[Potemkin]

Jeg har nå sagt at jeg stemmer høyre da.

Nå tror jeg faktisk ikke noen andre politikere kryper lengre opp i .....hullet til kongehuset enn Trond Giske da. Men han blir jo ikke noe annet enn en Hoffsnarr. Ligner litt på Pinoccio i grunnen.

[Hoffa]

Hysj....(hvisker)

Giske er egentlig FRP politiker - mellom oss på forumet her

[Karl Inge S]

Hysj....(hvisker)

Giske er egentlig FRP politiker - mellom oss på forumet her

Nekter jeg å tro, han har så mange feminine trekk at det er og blir en Høyre mann

[Remy]

Bra den

[Hoffa]

Mente Høyre - men er jo nesten det samme som FRP uansett

[Potemkin]

Uansett parti, så tar ikke han av seg skoa av høflighet når han besøker de kongelige. Det er for og komme enda lengre opp i ......

[berkley]

Syns den vitsen var ganske genial