Chuck Norris

[speydork]

Chuck Norris er den tøffeste av de tøffe.....ihvertfall om man skal tro på disse ordtakene

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

- Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US.

- Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory.

-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he decided to turn the sun up.

- When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.

- Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

- In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris. (New!)

- Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

- When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out

Endret November 22, 2007 av speydork

[Karl Inge S]

Chuck Norris does not belive in evolution. Evolution belives in Chuck Norris.

[speydork]

Chuck Norris....sjefen over alle sjefer

[abbor]

Chuck Norris Facts

[speydork]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.!

Endret November 22, 2007 av speydork

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"Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience."

[lakselorden]

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[speydork]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors

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[marius h]

fant ein fin ein når eg satt oppe ei heil natt i førre veke utan å få sove:

chuck norris doesn't sleep. He waits.